At a stretched gallop from one comical adventure to the next. A three-week stay at the spa becomes a furious roller coaster ride for the narrator through absurd regulations, bizarre therapies and - of course - the dubious spa shadow scene! No faux pas is safe from him, no cynical prejudice taboo. When his reputation in the spa hotel of Bad Urquell seems already ruined, Dimitrij suddenly appears in his room late at night. The mysterious, filthy rich Russian urgently needs help to escape his fat wife. The dumbfounded narrator doesn't have to be asked for long and thus does himself the biggest favor ...