WHAT IF A SELF-OBSESSED FORMER ENTERTAINER BECOMES PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND FIRES HIS CONSCIENCE? Welcome to the White House, 2025! The President has a lot of things to do. Very important things. The problem: there is always someone talking about "truth," "democracy," and fake news stuff. Media, politicians and judges keep getting in his way and even his wife isn't as easy to handle as it should be ... Very irritating—but that's another chapter. So how is he supposed to reign his kingdom… sorry, his country, with all these crazy people? The solution: make new rules. Beautiful rules. The best rules ever written. Two pages—perfect! Problem solved. Theoretically. Problems keep popping up but thank God he has his obedient secretaries around him, who tell him all the time, what a great leader he is. God bless them. Wait a minute. God? We'll come back to that. But the worst of all is that moron TV host Jiminy Cricket with his late-night show. That tiny little insect that gets people all worked up. Especially him! They even started calling that guy the President's conscience. As if HE needed one! I mean another one. The solution? Getting rid of him! This first satirical presidential diary takes you inside the most secret thoughts of the President of the United States himself. Follow him into his inner thoughts, where lies become policy, loyalty trumps law, and an honest little cricket turns into public enemy number one. PERFECT FOR READERS WHO LOVE: Political satire, Late-night TV humor and dark comedy about democracy. A work of satire. All content fictional. None of it is true. Not one single word. Because nothing of this could ever happen. Believe me… wanna sneak a peek?